What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 30.06.2025 08:12

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Freaks and Cheeks

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

If a female has XX chromosomes and a male has XY chromosomes, what chromosomes do transgenders have?

Then came..

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

So, the docs changed it to read

How do I develop the patience to read books?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Tiny stars, many Earths: Potentially habitable worlds may be especially common around low-mass stars - Phys.org

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

No go.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Death threats to Astros pitcher Lance McCullers Jr. came from "overseas" resident - NBC Sports

No, not a chance

Everyone loved it.

They put up a sign reading

How does growing up in chaos affect a child as they become an adult?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Why do people keep complaining about how some people copy and paste the question before answering it? To me, it's very disturbing and makes me want to block and mute them as annoying whiners.

Just Forget it!

Loons and Moons

Still no good

Can anyone or anything overthrow your belief in the Jewish God?

No way

Minds and Behinds

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Knicks-Pacers: 5 takeaways as Indiana eliminates New York, advances to 2025 Finals - NBA

Nuts and Butts

Hysterias & Posteriors

Still no good.

Why do some people never get to on a date even though they wanted to? Are they just too ugly and weird for everybody?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

share office space ...

Pope Leo XIV Dons White Sox Hat During Public General Audience in Vatican - Sports Illustrated

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

So they tried

Another attempt resulted in ...

Bad Botox? Six cases of botulism on the South Shore tied to possible Botox injections - The Boston Globe

Unacceptable again!

Next, they tried...

Thumbs down again.